Sardar proposed to a Girl... Girl said.. i m 1 year elder to you.. Sardar
said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry u NEXT YEAR...


A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :" too boring,
too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??


"Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...

Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up
to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards... !!