1. Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
... Paisa apka ... Faisla apka ...

2. " Funny but true fact !! A woman worries about her future till she gets a
husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! .. What
do u say?

3. A Man before marriage is - Superman. After Marriage - Gentleman. 5 Years
Later - Watchman. 10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.

5. Wife:1 baat bolu par mujhe maarna nahi
Hsbnd:Bolo
Wife:Mai Pregnant hu
Hsbnd:Its Gud news,dar kyo rahi thi
Wife:Shadi ke pehle papa ko bataya tha, badi maar pari thi.

6. Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
KHUSH RAHO

7. Telling a lie is a
fault for a little boy,
an art for a lover,
an accomplishment for a bachelor and
a Matter of Survival for a married man.
Gud Luck!

8. Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi Janat ki hoor hai,
hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai,
hamari to abhi zinda hai...
ha ha ha